hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

just a few things established in the fosters universe

• imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
• 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
• a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
• this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
• imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
• babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
• at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry
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• this is all just treated as facts of life

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hemaris:

hemaris:

having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience

all these trains (and there’s like 20 counting locomotives alone, don’t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove they’re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their train’s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train who’s like “ha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mph” and the 4 cabin train will be like “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time

i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and went “that’s percy” so i guess that’s his take on the situation

seeing as this post has reached 100k notes now i feel like it’s time for an update. it pains me to inform you that my (now almost 5yo) brother has abandoned thomas the tank engine for a dreamworks show called dinotrux and has recently informed me that thomas the tank engine is “not educational,” because, and i quote, “it doesn’t have any vitamins in it”

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Our Gunslinger, Roma, (age 19 in-character,) asked a Rogue NPC to read a note in Thieves’ Cant for her; shenanigans ensued:

Roma: Hey, can you read this for me?

Rogue: You… You can’t read??

Roma: Wait, what?? Of course I can, I just can’t read Thie-

Sorcerer: Whattup, I’m Roma, I’m 19, and I never fuckin’ learned how to read!

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

codegoth:

codegoth:

how do i make my blood spicy

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mudwerks:

edensmidian:

Word of the day…..

today’s word is fucktangular

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